I remember the last time I wore a tuxedo. It was for my uncle's wedding. I was five years old, and looking at the pictures, I must admit that I really looked like a stud. I remember that I really didn't want to wear it at first. I hated the idea of getting dressed up in anything, and a tuxedo sounded worse than a blazer. But once I tried on the tux, I fell in love with it. I looked really sharp. I was the ring-bearer that night, and my sister was the flower girl. I remember being extremely embarrassed when we walked down the aisle together, because everyone immediately broke out in "Awwwwwww"s. Then they clapped. It was so uncool.
-- Jared. Journal. 1996.
Bob and Jared - Barry and Lisa's wedding - Woodbridge, Connecticut, June 24, 1984